Laughing All Day

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

Reference: UniJoke