Laughs

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails? A: Because they don't like fast food!

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long? A: No sir, it will be round!

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

References: Ducksters Reader's Digest