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- James Henderson
- Jan 4, 2019
- 1 min read
Laughter is Good
Q: Why are baseball players so cool?
A: They always have their fans around.
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong.
He replied, "My foot bugs me sometimes. It's just an old basketball injury."
His friend said, "Uh, aren't you kinda short for a basketball player?"
He replied, "Oh no, I never played basketball. I just lost a ton of money on the NBA finals last year and kicked in the TV."
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
Reference: Jokes.CC.Com
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