Happy Friday!

Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.

I’m the best at pretending there’s something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don’t know how to use it.

[at the gym] Me: what does this machine do? “Sir, that’s a bench.” Me: perfect.

I cried at the gym today because the elevator was broken and I had to take the stairs.

It was like they made me exercise before I was going to exercise.

Reference: Gift Our Precious

Make IT a Fantastic Day!