Belly Laughs

Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy? A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese! Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie? A: Your teeth! Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

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