Laughs

Laughter is Good

Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?

A: Because there’s a wedding happening.

Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy?

A: Exactly, son.

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive, who?

Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. No, I’m not fat. I’m just not on the right planet.

Reference: Reader's Digest