Laughter

Laughter is Good

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive, who?

Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

Me: “I love you.”

You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”

Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”

Relationships are a lot like algebra.

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.

Reference: Reader's Digest