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Obesity in America is escalating... It's too lazy to take the stairs.

I'm sick of people telling me I'm a weakling so tonight I went to the gym. After a light warm up, I steadied myself, put both hands on the metal bar and heaved with all my might. I strained and I strained but still, no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to budge. Eventually one of the burly staff members came over and said... "Stop pulling on the door mate, we're closed."

I want to use my new Health & Fitness DVD but I can't. I've lost the remote.

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